Michelle Shocked Vinyl Preservationists Ministries Welcomes You
God Loves You - But do YOU love your vinyl?
Here at The Church of Michelle Shocked Vinyl Preservationists, we are driven by a single goal; to make the world a gayer place. By giving away or even selling your old dusty, cracked, warped, second-hand Michelle Shocked vinyl, we believe you will be saving your souls and will be given a VIP pass to heaven by the Lord Almighty. My name is Reverend Archie Flowers but my worshippers just call me Reverend Lesbian Nun Master Overdrive 3000. I rattle out sermons on Michelle Shocked's love for used vinyl from dusk till dawn, so come on down to my authentic, online, digital, wooden Cathedral and pray for Michelle Shocked's vinyl together with me. Our doors are always open to everyone, especially second-hand/used vinyl dealers.
Making Ashtrays out of old vinyl
Making A Difference
Church of Michelle Shocked Vinyl Preservationists is in the business of changing and shaping vinyl ashtrays. The work we do at our LGBT Organization is aimed at providing a holistic approach to solving some of our society’s biggest challenges. We make sure our partners are empowered by creating soft pliable waxy ashtrays which don't scratch counter surfaces.
Give Wax to the Lord
...and keep his Garden of Eden clean
Church Events Calendar 2019
Sacrificing Goats for Kids
Sunday 18:00 - 20:00
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Vinyl Swap Meet
Monday 21:30 - 22:48
Meth & LSD Symposium
Wednesday 09:23 - 09:22
Creative Writing with Doctor Alban
Friday 22:30 - 03:29
Michelle Shocked
Church Musicians
Haddaway, Doctor Alban & London Beat have never sounded so good! Arno & Piet don't just love the sausage, they also love getting the crowd rocking. So don't hold back as they send you in a spin with their Latvian folk and banjo renditions of Michelle Shocked's entire back catalogue.
Over 70s only.
No drugs.
2 o'clock on a friday mornin'
Come a gun man
Come a knife man
Knife of a bouncer
Mash of the ears
On the run come a Kings Street
There he way arrested, and tested
And the drugs he had on him
He confested
Dr Alban ode to Michelle Shocked
Contact Church of Michelle Shocked Vinyl Preservationists
500 Terry Francois Street San Francisco, CA 94158
123-456-7890